spain5h:

me: I’m going to sleep early tonight

me at 3 am:

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notmusa:

i expect ill be able to solve a lot of my problems once my baby brain falls out & my adult brain grows in

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• me, lonely as shit: i'm lonely as shit
• anyone: hey do you want to hang out m-
• me, exhausted suddenly: no

clotair:

i wish no one knew anything about me 

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buthavenotlove:

muppetymels:

Teaching kindergarten is like being an ambassador to beings from another planet and teaching them how to assimilate to our culture.
“No, we do not LICK water fountains. Perhaps that is acceptable on your planet, but here on earth we prefer to DRINK from water fountains.”
“Physics might be a little different on your planet, but here when you throw things they typically fall and break.”
“Grabbing people and shaking them violently is not considered a proper greeting on this planet.”

This is real.

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flowury:

kids are fun bc they dont give a shit and have no inclination of social norms. Im standing in the self checkout rn and this little girl has not broken eye contact for atleast 50 seconds

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magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

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marsixm:

hey if ur reading this and ur in a bad spot mentally or anything i hope u feel better soon and have a good day

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racingbarakarts:

me: i literally couldnt care less about what people think about me

also me: 

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thug-4-life:

howstufftwerks:

crrocs:

being caught taking selfies is one of lifes most embarrassing moments. 

omg her peace sign lowering in shame

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